I officially declare the green man to be the executor of the portion of my estate hereby zapped. 

Any potential heirs must first note a meme to this note which is deemed zap worthy by the npub known as Gigi.  Dispersal of the contested estate may be done in fractions or in whole or not at all based on the sole discretion of the green man. 

These terms shall henceforth and forever more be binding upon the zap in question unless and until the npub known as Gigi zaps some other shitpost thereby releasing the funds to another worthy party, in which case, sorry kid HFSP