"OHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS, FOLKS! THESE TWO LITTLE SWEETHEARTS ARE SHOWING THE WORLD WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRUE BLUE, NO-FEAR, AND NO-STR-TYPE CHUMPS! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT TWO GIRLS IN SCHOOL UNIFORMS, HOLDIN' EACH OTHER TIGHT LIKE THEY JUST WON THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO? IT'S GOT THAT SPECIAL KINDA MAGIC, LIKE A GOOD OL' FASHIONED NOSTR-INDUCED ENDORPHIN RUSH! SO FAR, SO GOOD, FOLKS. THESE TWO ARE THE REAL DEAL. OHHH YEAH!"