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 Me, with short hair.
https://image.nostr.build/52ab88147ed84de7b21d46f9ec1452a10af9d5e455ce56387461e6ed1020b866.jpg 
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 Only real pic with the original German 1970s bathroom tiles from Oma's house. šŸ˜Ž 
 Your hair and the 70s got style! Cheers to Oma šŸ˜ 
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 I just grew it out to shoulder-length and I declared yesterday that I'm never cutting it again, but then I saw this pic in the folder on my phone and I'm like... 

hold up šŸ¤”
We need to think about this, some more. 
 Phew, yeah I was hesitant to write my first comment because I thought: What if she actually doesn't like it? šŸ˜…
It's the first pic I saw so no comparison available - I think it suits you šŸ˜Š
Don't know if you're French šŸ˜‚ 
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 Nah, black. šŸ˜‚ 
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 She cleans that grout with a toothbrush. Best Oma. 
 That's dedication, wow 
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 šŸ¤™šŸ˜€ 
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 Nice tiles.  
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 I ā™„ļø those tiles, man. And the šŸ„‘ colored bathtub.  
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 Old taste 
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 Love the style and quality, lost when the gold standard was erected. 
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 why the new npub? 
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 Had trouble shaking off a crazy person. 
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 lol 
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 nostr is fun but old news šŸ˜ƒ 
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 Nothing is old news, so long as I use it. 
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 āœŒļøšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ 
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 A man once told me that there are three kinds of women who look good with short hair:

1) black women
2) French women
3) French black women 
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 11/10 
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 In this pic you look 28šŸ‘Œ 
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 Yeah, my husband loves the short hair. Says it drops years and makes my eyes look bigger.
He seems okay with it being longer, so long as I usually wear it up or fluffy it up a bit and have some bangs. Nothing that hangs down in my face. That makes me look really old, fat, and tired.

Here's a different short haircut, that I don't like as much (No makeup, sorry.), fluffy style, and my attempt to recreate the short-hair effect with an updo.

Only real with the messy bedroom, bathroom corner, and faded antique chair vibe. šŸ¤­

https://image.nostr.build/f4480fb54893cf1a4d829e1c25c47330533614fc4ccf4ad6727dff8bd29175eb.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/KGWky.jpg
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 He's right, you really do look prettier with short hair.šŸ¤Œ 
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 Isn't that the weirdest thing? Women usually look so much worse with short hair.
He tells people he prefers me with short hair and they're like, Dude, you gay?

Do you think the updo is a close proximity? 
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 I think I just have to avoid any hair hanging below my ear and have bangs. Sort of fake it. šŸ˜‚ 
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 In my opinion, the best hairstyle can be different according to everyone's face shape.  Not all women have to have long hair to look beautiful.  For example, short hairstyles really suit skinny women.  You are not a skinny woman, but short hair really suits you. 
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 My face is a longish-oval, instead of round, so that's probably why. 
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 Yes, it is. 
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 Don't you love how you can have nearly-private discussions at the bottom of a thread? šŸ¤­ 
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 is that bad or good? 
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 I think it's fun. Feels sorta naughty.

Like DMing, but public. 
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 Ahhh, I got you.šŸ™‚ 
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 Girl, you look hottt. šŸ”„ 
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 It's from a couple of years ago. Just wondering what people think about the haircut. Hubby loves it like this.

I'm the only woman I know of, who goes to the salon and cuts her long hair off, really really short, and comes home and her man be like
https://c.tenor.com/VwNl8_HURpsAAAAC/tenor.gif 
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 It is indeed really good looking! You can absolutely do this šŸ˜šŸ„° 
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 I asked him this morning, if I should get my hair trimmed.

Him: Yes, 4 centimeters.
Me: Trim off the bottom 4 centimeters? I was thinking maybe only 2...
Him: No, I mean... cut it all off, except for 4 centimeters.

šŸ™„ 
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 Looking good, suits! 
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 I'm just starting my day and smiling and giggling, thinking too myself, "Well, that didn't take long at all." šŸ˜šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜‰šŸ˜šŸ˜Š 
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 The short hair pics all look fantastic. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø 
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 Yes.  
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 It's so frustrating because I love my hair long, but it looks worse. So backwards. šŸ˜­ 
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 I like it. I might even prefer it to your shorty short cut. But...

The way you talk about your hair when it's short is very different, so much so that I picked up on it. That's certainly saying something. What? I dunno. But something. šŸ˜Ž 
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 It suits my sassy, manic-pixie-dreamgirl personality more, I think.
I think that's why I cling to the bangs. So wonderfully dorky and immature.

I refuse to have grown-up hair. I refuse! 
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 I feel like I'm at an age where long, thick hair is more of a flex, tho. šŸ¤” 
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 Iā€™m at an age where having hair is a flex šŸ¤£ 
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 Yes. For sure!  
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 You instigated. 
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 Who? Moi? I would *never!*

Look at this face:

 https://image.nostr.build/eb5cfab24fea10b84b3c9b5d1ce46cb25775cbb4c2d9b31b6fadbf7b210c0dae.jpg

Is this the face of a creature that instigates? Pshaw! 

šŸ¤—šŸ˜šŸ˜‰šŸ«‚šŸ’ššŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŽšŸ¤£ 
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 Really? 
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 You have got to be a šŸ¤– 
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 Those eyes though 
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 šŸ„° 
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 I have no idea what's up with this selfie. Post selfies all the time and nobody even notices. šŸ˜‚

Mist 
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 Absolutely not true 
 Is there a program or AI where you can plug in two people's pictures, AI or real, and see what a child would look like if they were to reproduce?

I'm asking for a friend.  
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 a gazillion of them  
 Want to help a brutha out and be my plug-in baby?  
 Is it cheating if you mix two images in an AI machine/app and produce an AI baby? 

The rumblings of a black mirror episode are born ^



 
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 Nah. LOL  
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 Rule 29: On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: There Are No Girls on the Internet 
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