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Enki | 4 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +6 
 I love it when people have regular names for their pets. 

I have a good friend with a cat named Kevin and I get texts like "God Kevin is an ungrateful bitch." Or "Kevin woke up screaming today and then tried to scratch my ankles off" 

Out of context it sounds kind of like you have some insane roommate. 😂
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damien | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾
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Mr. Sat Stacker | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 My Sophie is always rubbing her ass on me looking for a rub.
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Flemingfarm | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Kevin shit all over my pillow. Kevin pissed on my clothes. Kevin is scared of pickles. Kevin got run over by a car.
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Kajoozie Maflingo | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Is he talking about you @TheRupertDamnit ?

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Nosnevets | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Even since I was a kid that's been all our pets 🤷🏽

We went from having Magic, Mystic, and Spooky to Tony, Brian, Melanie, Oscar, Benny, Latasha, Bonnie, Bugsy, Jenny-Mae, Missy, Mazie, Marilyn Monroe, Ruby and Emmy
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TheRupertDamnit | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 We have a cat named Kevin the Girl Cat. Her twin sister's name is Luna. Our dog is Fred. Our chickens are (kid named) Bookie, Mookie, Chicky, (mom named) Emily Chickenson, Margaret Hatcher, (combo named) Hard-boiled, and Sunny-side Up.
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TheRupertDamnit | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 What's really great about having a cat named Kevin is that our employee is also named Kevin. Hilarious mix-ups ensue.
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Enki | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Lmao thats great.
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Enki | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Those are all proper names.