Thanks. It's gonna be a nice and boring day. 

Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have to work 

 Indeed, cars generally sleep and occasionally wake up to lick their own asses. Can’t be that tough? 

 Self-licking cars? 

 Yeah but keep it quiet, thats my big idea to make billions. 

 You can buy a lasagne factory with all that money.  

 What about self licking lasagne? 

 Make it the first AI meme coin to upset 90% of Nostr.