I'm scheduled for a routine colonoscopy tomorrow. And yes, I'm hungry. I'm on my 4th huge cup of broth, having tired of green jello and coffee. Coffee and green jello.

Here's something new. I don't have gallons of icky fluid to drink to prepare. 

Instead, I have gobs and gobs of pills to swallow with gallons of water. Pills that make you do things. 

I want steak and a beer. Now.