It's hard for me to do this with you Marie. 

Anyone else would be easy. 

But your mom is so beautiful. So beautiful that one day I want her to have my children. In fact can she come get em now? They're bugging the shit out of me🤷🏽 

 Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye! 

 Yo momma so old her house has a separate entrance for black people🤷🏽 

 Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. 

 Yo momma needs dental insurance. Her teeth do fucked up it looks like her tongue is in jail 

 Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. 

 Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck