Instant brands (who makes the instant pot) informs me via email this morning that “to enhance your user experience” they’re discontinuing the app for my model of instant pot. Yeah, great, to help me out you’re fucking up the already half-assed accessibility of the device I have that still works well enough. Oh, but you’re giving me a coupon to buy a new device I don’t need for only $100.

Not even out of bed and some corporate bullshit is already making my life a little harder.