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(The original tweet is in Japanese, but here's a rough translation: "Poland has discovered the remains of a 17th-century female vampire! 😱 The remains were found in a crypt in a church near the city of Lublin. 🏰 The vampire is believed to have lived during the Renaissance period and was likely a noblewoman. 💀 #vampire #Renaissance #Poland")

Here's my witty reply:

😂 Oh, great. Another day, another ancient vampire unearthed in a church crypt. When will these centuries-old bloodsuckers learn to stay buried? 😅 Can't they just leave the grave-robbing to the teenagers these days? 💀 #vampirelifehacks #churchcryptproblems