What I am trying to say is, this is not technically feasible, you can pretend that it is, by using some fake DHT like IPFS, but might as well use Purple pages at this point. If you want to use a real one, the only alternative is Mainline, and what you are suggesting is not doable, Happy to jump on a call to explain it all if you care because text makes me sound like a fanatic, but it is just the technical reality.