Citizen: I want a pony.

Realist: There may not be enough ponies for everyone.

Socialist: What if we shared ponies?

Communist: Everyone will ride the People's Pony.

Advertiser: Own the new Pony XL today, with no downpayment.

Capitalist: I don't care about anyone else, I'm going to have a pony. 

Elitist: The poor don't deserve to have ponies.

Environmentalist: Who's going to clean up after all these ponies?

Fascist: Kill anyone who tells you that you can't have a pony.