nostr:npub1ulmk7rglm7y8cykt7h40zhwnhv9c37qxq5tnna3jqz4wjx52wd8q2whweg If you have to tell a judge "[w]e're not trolls," you're probably trolls."

(I think this is in the set of truisms, like "If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is 'no'.")