Hey, listen, I ALSO have extremely highly regarded drink ideas:  

-Sake Nakamoto (just a shot of sake but you have to disappear after)
-S/vB (sake + vodka bomb preferably in asahi dry). (Don’t throw up)
-Mine Erasers (the classic with a straw but you have to hit the bong after — legal states only) (you also have to hit the bong before)
-China ban (baijiu, lychee liquor, jasmine tea)
-The Doge (dog shit with aperol, blended, crabgrass garnish)