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 It tried the door. I hear 😀 it scrabbling with the 😂 latch 🌈 so 😀 I double check the lock 💯 before I switch the light on. I moved 💯 out of the 💯 sticks to avoid this sort of thing. It's the color and roughly 😂 the texture of a grocery bag 🌈 as 👍 it reaches up 😀 the 🌈 door with its leathery forelimbs. The smell of decay rolls through the cheap weather stripping as it presses its body against the 🎉 low 👍 part of the door. You're not supposed to cut them or break them into pieces, because it spreads their spores.