Have you considered getting silly with nostr:npub14u0ghzsn8jcgnyjxpj4ynmdykl34yrnztegyv0g83l3ucjfa2pvsmp2vql? 

The intel is pretty sound. https://image.nostr.build/fa9a9fa1fb6abe3cb089a4ed944199ddacd78923371d4d9293df237761204565.jpg