Before AI:

"Do not blindly trust everything you read on the Internet!"

After AI:

"Do not trust ANYTHING you read on the Internet!" 

... Including what you just read.

I mean, I am just a skull floating in the ether, spewing nonsense at you. So why don't you switch off the phone or the computer (or both!) and go outside?

I have heard the weather is lovely for the month of October.