Holy shit he became a door

I find that to be super cool, like imagine you're just a door and have no responsibilities at all. Your only purpose is to open and close. You are a door. A passage to another strange place. You serve as a gate to connect the safety of a building and the dangers of the outside.

The building is nothing without the safety you give it. Otherwise, it would defeat the primary purpuse of man-made shelters: privacy and safety. With that being said, you are also a lifetime protector of privacy. You are the reason most private things stay private, at least in the physical world. You do so much, while doing nothing at all.

Alright I'm tired and I'm gonna stop now