I ate a toblerone once.  How far does that get me? 

 just once?

jail probably 

 😄 I need to teach a Swiss Chocolates 101 class and john's going to be my only student.  

 if only they knew how much better chocolate than toblerone y'all have over there

and also if anyone knew how much great chocolate they also make here 

 Yes please. 

 knowing how much you like the mechanical side of things, then i wouldn't put it past you liking a richard mille or some skeleton dial watch 

 Way above my pay grade, t. 
I'm sticking to the one that has a crown or rather a coronet on it. 😉 

 can't really go wrong with that one