I am buying Bitcoin Lightning Liquidity

Using my PGP-Monero deposit as collateral.

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Simplified Privacy steps to the market to buy Bitcoin Lightning liquidity under the following conditions.

If you want to put money upfront (loan) it to open a channel, I will pay you half AFTER the opening of the channel, half at close.

Step 1.
You give me your UID.
I evaluate your node's liquidity.
We agree on price

Step 2.
I give you my public key and IP/Tor

Step 3.
You initiate, You fund the channel, you are long Bitcoin, and earning interest.

I am borrowing inbound liquidity with no spending ability.

Step 4.
I pay you half our agreed fee upon completion of the open.  Simplified Privacy is regulated by XMRBazaar.  Bound by a 2 XMR deposit, locked into an immutable Arweave contract with the PGP key found on SimplifiedPrivacy.eth

Step 5.
In 3-6 months, you come back and demand more fee or threaten to close the channel.  If it's good, I pay you more to renew.

Rules:
1. I am NOT sending you money before the open
2. No premature closure threats
3. If you threaten me with closure because I wrote about Monero, I will use this as proof why Bitcoin is worthless.  You'd be proving why Bitcoin makes you lose freedom of speech.

SimplifiedPrivacy.eth PGP signs this, then Nostr sign on top of that, as true and legitimate binding law.
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