Are you subtly referencing runes by any chance? 😂 

As a miner I love Ordinals, but I'm also a node runner, so I hate storing other peoples JPEGs.

But primarily as a HODLer, I dislike them intensely.

Imagine queuing at a central bank a century ago to store your photo albums of cats in their safe? 

Except that because of the queue, you had to wait 7 days in line and pay $50 in fees because other people wanted to cash $1M  cheques.