Here's yet another example of what I mean... 

You see people posting guides like this. Here are a few problems with it:

1. Wallet of Satoshi quit accepting US users in August

2. Alby requires an invite code. I'm number 8041 on the waitlist

3. Zeus is difficult to learn & mine just sat there loading

4. Strike is very KYC (FUCK that, with a capital F)

5. BlueWallet hates my phone and didn't like my seed phrase, and so it created a new wallet (didn't ask it to)

Are there truly any wallet connect guides that are dead-simple and ELI-friendly? (ELI - Explain like I'm five years old). I did several searches. I got wss:// spam with outdated or convoluted information. And I work in TECH.

Onboarding my friends here (across different OS/device types) should be easier.

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