#WordWeavers 9: MC POV: What do you hate most about the author?

Caeso: At this point, I'm starting to compile a list. *glares and makes a throat-cutting gesture while mouthing 'give him back'*
Alex: Not enough sex scenes.
Milos: Too many sex scenes! *laughs as Alex sticks an elbow in his ribs*
Lee: I'm still waiting for my story to get written. How much help do they want? Should I start writing it myself? I can, if it'd get things started...