It’s really unfair what aging does to our metabolism.

Me at age 25: Sure, I can eat that Ultimate burger with fries and a milkshake. I’ll just go dancing tomorrow night and burn it off.

Me now: Sure, I can eat those fish and chips with a cold beer. I’ll just not eat tomorrow, work 4 hours in the garden, walk the dogs 2 miles, take my kayak out for an hour and I may only gain 2 lbs. 

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