Play the long game. Give up practicing medicine, go into admin, spend years gaining their trust, then slip it into their coffee, plant the tp, post on nostr.

Totally worth it and your wife would buy in, guaranteed. 

 Tempting, but I need to gtfo and find a new place to live 🤣 

 but seriously thank you bc my initial idea was a waaaaaaaay more labor intensive endeavor (initial step involves “accidentally” sprinkling union ballots around their office area to be discovered) 

 😂