Moaning Nostriches, what shall we do today?


Bluesky thinking for me. (not the social media network).


I am envious. Its not such a bad day in London but I hear my retirement calling louder every day.


hack HR and alter your DOB


I'm back in the UK, so feeling the cold.

Bitcoin will transform your retirement.

Enjoy!


Already!


I'm the only person still alive at that event, I could make it up as there are no other witnesses


Yes 😔


Too short a trip mate


I don’t plan to retire though


True


Well I'm going too, within 3 years and one month


Me neither, I love what I do. My Dad didn’t retire until his mind was failing and he knew he could no longer continue.

I think it’s in the genes.


Then I may have to find something to do. Like catching my supper?


Fishing is great, especially in the Caribbean 😂


I have made my way through life in music and that isn’t going to stop at an age. I’ll just transfer maybe to other ways but I’ll hopefully be busy till i pop


I've never been into it but if I'm living on a sun drenched island, it has to be done


Fantastic 👌


Marvelous


Great word 🤙


Imagine sitting on a big boat with a rod in the water, drinking beer.

I’m not into fishing to catch fish, but I do like the lifestyle 😂


Yes please. Is it my boat or is someone else driving?


I’ll drive


Pass another beer then mate


Dogs can’t drive


Don’t tell nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w 🤣


Yeah m’fkers, us dogs have adapted controls 🤙


All dogs can drive, most just prefer to enjoy the ride with their head out the window


We drive better than humans, fuck ‘em 😂😂😂


I'll be your dog...


Good boy 🐕


Woof fuckin woof


Oohh angry pup pup


GFY, get into the car already! 😂😂😂🫂 https://i.nostr.build/fPStkwlDvd6ES3Ri.gif


Nah, just a rough diamond Fido


Do I look funny or something? 😂😂😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/DDQmtaIMtYvXJFcY.gif


I’m in riding shotgun 🔥


Or something


😂😂😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/gWmc6IGjIqrz1XSu.gif


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stop already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hoooowwwwwwellllllllllll


Ok, I’ll be riding back home now, will drive back later! 🫡😂🤣😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/KYRcDWHFw4OnfXTZ.gif


And me https://image.nostr.build/581dedb64aa0d7638667ab57e19d57b007add9ea8eab1a7903fd76b8af4d76e2.gif


That's brilliant


Dogs are the best. So insightful... https://image.nostr.build/14ca13a74dc77c635d46c50f26383a5548606b08b2986bed9844d5fcb9d645c0.jpg


That’s my life 🎯


Very Tom and Barbara


calm down boy, be a good Dog


my DOGS drive me crazy sumtimes


Don’t tell me what to do! 😂😂😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/cPRcNoDUkvZ5l8PB.gif


We drive anything or anyone anywhere, STFU! 😂🤣😂


Keep stacking!


i will bring a pileDriver


Meanwhile IRL, my non dom frens dog

https://i.nostr.build/4b0mG7lBcQeJ2NNo.jpg


See, head out of the window. What a cool cat


Oh! Such a cutie! 🫂😍🥰


No problem son, when I’ve finished the hedge I’ll deal with the pile-driver https://image.nostr.build/23ff3826829e93e1bc4ccc273bf5d1e865337b2ca59d952d33e674ee7570d264.jpg


A working dog


No job too small, no lunch too big 🫡


Definitely about the winalot


Hey no cheap crap for me !


Tighten your belt now so you don't have to eat cat food from the supermarket when you're retired


Retire ?! WOOF GRRRRR I skid on your carpet https://image.nostr.build/3a0050832772f68c49eed409d0db2a229ed7430665d4ccc4c2a2ede70d8dfa28.gif


Itchy arse?


Trail blazer more like 😂


Shirley that's Tailblazer?


Who’s Shirley ? 😂


Don't you like Gladiator films?


Ghey


is that the algo?


It's a dog's life... https://video.nostr.build/c10275f51634eca9ffbdb8a998606ca313e7bbb55c6b16eca5c526148049a881.mp4


No, i saw the vet about that


link?  i need


Obviously that video is too hot for viewing


Amethyst? 😂🤣


I just got up to use the bathroom & ran into all this DOGshit


Let's try again... https://video.nostr.build/c5d1b0da5f28900273a9674d24019cd122b9ad488484d674863bbc142cacdd74.mp4


Maybe get an indoor toilet then


You leave my purple  alone


That’s a great day, had many of those 🤙