We get it, the fees are the fees and you're running a business

A lot of ETH tech isn't doing much, NFTs people were stuffing jpegs in bitcoin block space instead to a point where it was outtrading the native NFTs on ETH

EVM smart contracts? You can slap that on a side-chain like Rootstock if you wanted to run something or just build something client side that settles on-chain, most of those contracts are just about swapping tokens and generating ponzi yield 

Most stablecoins are on TRON, so when tron ETF? lol