Every single appliance has a wifi and/or bluetooth radio in it. 

I assure you, I do not need an app notification when my chicken is hot.

I kind of decided last night to put bigass knife switches on our dryer when the front panel eventually shits the bed. 

DR. FRANKENSTEIN WOULD LIKE HIS DRUM TO TURN NOW! AND NOW HIS HEAT! BWAAHAAHAHAHAAHAA!!