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 So, at night, I used the remote to unlock Tom's Lexus. The brake lights and parking lights lit up. I opened the door. It was a mess. I'm like, did someone toss the car? Then I realized, this is not my car. I hastily shut the door and went one back to his, also navy, car. When I finished and locked it, the lights on the first car clicked off.

This was the most unsettling thing.