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 You ever feel like your skin is too tight and it’s smushing all the important stuff inside? 
 Are you saying you are a morbidly obese middle aged woman trapped in a young skinny girl's body? 
 I’m saying my skin is swallowing me whole and I’m getting concerned 
 Are you sure you weren't swallowed by an anaconda while you were taking a nap on the park bench? 
 That’s literally what it feels like dude. My skin is too tight and I can barely move around in here 😂 
 Or completely snap and let everything out? 😳 
 Got the bloat? 
 I think so 
 Maybe its constipation 
 Already had two healthy ones today 
 Puff Puff and Pass, I've been there too.  
 It’s called firecracker og I think and it’s fucking crazy dude. Like I haven’t been this stoned in like a year 
 No tbh 
 Hh rn? 
 Yeah