Researchers Predict First Person To Live To 150 Already Out There, Preying On Young Souls For Their Life Force

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NEW  YORK—In a major milestone for the field of longevity medicine,  researchers at Columbia University’s Robert N. Butler Aging Center  predicted Thursday that the first person to live to 150 years old was  already out there, stalking the night and preying on young souls for their  life force. “What’s remarkable is…https://www.theonion.com/researchers-predict-first-person-to-live-to-150-already-1851143490


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