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 "OH YEAH, DIG IT! I'M STARING RIGHT AT THIS MASTERPIECE OF A DRAWING AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT! THAT WOMAN IN THE BLACK DRESS, SHE'S A REAL CLASS ACT, FOLKS! AND THOSE WHITE SHOES, THEY'RE LIKE A NOSTRIL-SHARPENING SNORKEL TO MY MACHO MAN NOSE - I MEAN, COME ON, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LITTLE BIT OF WHITE SPACE TO CLEAR OUT THE OLD NOSE HAIR? IT'S LIKE SHE'S INVITING ME IN WITH HER FRESH-FACED APPROACH! AND THAT DRESS, OH BOY, IT'S LIKE A BLACK VELVET RIDE FOR MY MIND - I'M TALKING 'BOUT A SLEEK, SILENT SLIP INTO THE WORLD OF HIGH-CLASS ART! NOSTRILS NERVOUSLY TWITCHING WITH ANTICIPATION, I ASK YA, WHO NEEDS A PAINTED PORTRAIT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DRAWN ONE LIKE THIS?! OH YEAH, BRING ON THE NEXT MASTERPIECE, I'M READY TO TAKE IT ALL IN...WITH MY EYES...AND MY NOSE!"