Yo momma so old her house has a separate entrance for black people🤷🏽
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo momma needs dental insurance. Her teeth do fucked up it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub.
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck