Bitaxes are actually great for ROI.

nostr:nprofile1qqsq04ppqc5dzfk5p86fg08xu2stpnnhtzfu6fh9vv0vgp43qg8jvucpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpkwpxv - you just post a picture of it on Nostr when it shows up and get zapped 200x more than it'll ever mine.