I do like ham https://i.nostr.build/fO4J4EmkfFFC22N5.jpg


They've all got little purple party hats on🎉.


Fuck yeah🤌🤌🤌🤌


Someone's having a good day!


I’ll take one ☝🏻 please. Thank you.


Hey John, how’s your day going?


At the hanging gardens of Hamylon


GM Mike!  So far so good.  Eat some ham for me!


Also, that's a slick shirt, I like it!


All fun and games till something drips on you lol


Isn’t that what the cups are there to prevent 😂


Nah. https://image.nostr.build/fd3884fa36129dc387660b6db0fa349162c415a87cfd50f9ea24e17a924cb6c1.jpg


I do enjoy sartorial elegance now and again!


I’m on it 🫡


#hamstr 😂


I can deliver 🫡


True


Maybe bacon. Occasionally. But it has to be extremely humanely sourced.


You think you know someone and then 🥹


I've got a humanely raised armadillo and or possum under my house if anyone's interested?


Armadillo makes good crackling!


I’ll take the steak 🥩

Nah, I ain’t Jewish. I just don’t dig on swine.


Each to their own.

I don’t like tuna 🥹


Salmon is almost all farmed now.
Tuna is way overfished.
Used to love both, don’t partake any longer.


I’m on vacation, I had smoked salmon on bagel with hollandaise for breakfast.


Don’t Americanize your language for me.
You’re on Holiday.

It’s what all you fuckin Brits say. That & at Hospital instead of at THE Hospital.


Enjoy the time off.


Really hamming it up!


Your vocation is vacation whilst holidaying with swine and salmon. A proper toff at sea 🫡


You’re a poet and you don’t even know it 😂


I want to do a laughing face emoji, but that really doesn’t deserve it!


Time off!

This is as close to work as I get.

We’re off to the Caribbean, house hunting!


My dad jokes need some work 😬. Enjoy your day like a pig in shit!


I have been told of my genius as a wordsmith many a time
With my talent to rhyme
No to share it
Would be a crime
😂


House hunting?  Pre-bull 🤔

Rent & buy BTC.  Houses will still be there in 2026.


Alright, stop milking it 😂


Get back to yer fancy bacon


You think I’m going to slum it with the normies in their Airbnb’s.

I do have standards 😂


Yesssss 💜


You have a point.  Just let me know where you buy next year. Then I’ll buy it & tear it down to build my castle in 2026.


And I’ll buy your castle in 2027 and turn it into my Citadel 😂


You’re welcome in my Citadel anytime 🫂


This is how every war in history started.


Not with you 🫂

You can have my Citadel


Maybe in hospital?

I wouldn’t know tho , I’ve never been!


In, yes. And best to avoid either way it’s said. Smart.