The year is 2040.
You never bought bitcoin.
You boycotted all grocery stores when they started pricing all the goods in btc, so you moved into a small log cabin out in the forest where you barely survive on some rotten fish and elk carcasses that you take with you whenever you can.
Your kids think you're stupid for not keeping up with the times, but you say you know it's just a scam and that you won't live in the city again until bitcoin has gone its way.
Welcome to the Bitcoin standard.
#bitcoinstandard