I am very upset right now. I responded to a late night call last weekend.
Showered, shaved and went out into the freezer.

Everything was fine and dandy, we had fun, but ever since Monday I've been receiving a barrage of messages about STD issues that makes me want to jot down the last lines of my will. 
I made a few calls and scheduled for testing.

I wish to make a statement, this is not ok behaviour.
And is highly unattractive.
If you ever suspect or have issues im the nether regions, go get tested first. Period.

I'm out!