nostr:npub1gg8jda85zwydw5ejh3s87fdt4s377cusafhn2kf9gurk9xl5tt9sl4439g nostr:npub1f66ce7tc8mqkj6r4jr3k7qy2wpxw4fztxwkleyttzfcu6cpt4lcsn5xvfz nostr:npub1kt3hutklgrma64ykjwk4trxq9rtyfnxhkjz729g4pd9xl7hzhrjse75004 I involuntarily imagined that next-to-last one in Gonzo's voice 😂 

Come to think of it... even though #TheMuppetChristmasCarol doesn't exactly have an opening line, the first few sentences of actual narration are a strong start:
(Gonzo) "Hello! Welcome to The Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story."
(Rizzo) "And I am here for the food."