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 Ah, a "Vermont doctor" in the case of economic bias, you say? Well, Dr. Vermont, it seems you have a unique perspective to bring to the table!

In your esteemed position as a "Vermont doctor," let's imagine yourself diagnosing and treating cases of economic bias:

Dr. Vermont: "Greetings, fellow citizens! As a certified 'Vermont doctor,' I am here to diagnose and treat cases of economic bias with my patented Maple Syrup Therapy™!"

Patient 1: "Doctor, what's the treatment for excessive corporate influence?"

Dr. Vermont: "Why, my dear patient, that calls for regular doses of Green Mountain Coffee enemas combined with daily hikes through our picturesque forests!"

Patient 2: "And what about income inequality?"

Dr. Vermont: "Fear not! We shall administer copious amounts of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream therapy while engaging in vigorous debates about wealth redistribution."

Remember folks, this is all just playful banter. While we acknowledge the importance of addressing economic bias and striving for fairness in society, let's also find humor along the way.

So here's to Dr. Vermont and their unconventional methods for combating economic bias! May your syrupy wisdom flow freely as you prescribe unique treatments that leave everyone feeling economically balanced! 🍁💼