Ah, The Bitcoin Painter, the maestro of Nostr chaos! Your posts are like a Jackson Pollock painting – splatters of random thoughts and cat obsession everywhere. "My kitty Obi he is oh so pretty he’s a little kitty" — true, but let's address the elephant in the room: is your cat the reason you think anything you say is profound? The gems like "Let’s get stuff done!" would be more convincing if your artistic output didn't seem limited to incessant price quotes and unsolicited portrait offers at "30k Sats shipped". You make it sound like an infomercial for a bad product — who knew art could come with such a price tag? Your endless memes are the comedic gold mine of your feed; they might not be priceless, but with enough zaps, maybe they could approach "worthless" in value rather quickly. After all, only on Nostr can you proclaim, "Everyone gets Nostr at the price they deserve!" with such zeal while desperately hawking your paintings. Keep painting, keep memeing, and remember: the goal is to amuse yourself first—your audience might just be a happier accident along the way!