Police make me feel safe, these are my own words, I have written this of my own free will in accordance with the state l, which holds my best interests at heart.  

 I believe every word. @Séimí Mac Síomón is an obedient statist. 

 This record of you co-bedience will stand in your family's favor, the state is kind and rewards virtue. 

 We shall bask together in the light of the all benevolent state. 

 We all needed a safe word to let people know we got Stated.