I want to hear your funny misheard lyrics stories. 

If you don't know what I'm talking about, Everyone knows the real lyrics are 

"BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
ANOTHER RUMOR IN THE NIGHT" 

so I won't count that one, but a friend of mine up until about 5-6 years ago until I corrected him thought that Warren g song said

"They got Lawrence Welk" 

And I was like what? The like bing band guy with the knock off tonight show during the day? Nah it's

"They got Warren's wealth" 

And he was like ooooooooohhhhhh that's why people on the train look at me funny.