Lol I feel you I went through the same unlearning process myself, but once you start to price everything in Bitcoin, things start to make a lot more sense. 

Sure some stocks, shitcoins, and other assets can appreciate in purchasing power over short periods of time faster than bitcoin like we see with NVIDIA for example, but can they buck the trend? 

I doubt it, Bitcoin in terms of time, effort and risk versus reward is alien which is why i think it takes so long to get your head around it