This brings me joy. Seeing his face on there
https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

 Im going to savour every square. 

 Make sure you don’t use the bidet with it 🤣🤣🤣 

 🤣😂

Need this…but(t) instead of having the face of some politician that history will quickly forget I would like to have the portrait of the hospital’s c-suite executives printed on it. 

I would place the rolls strategically around the hospital bathrooms after 130pm once the administrators are done “working” for the day. 

 😂😂 that would be awesome! 

 will be my swan song for my current job 

 Couple it with a little laxative in the office coffee and then they would have to wipe their asses with their own face 😂😂 

 ser they don’t drink the same coffee they provide us commoners 

 Ah, then you go rouge. 

 Play the long game. Give up practicing medicine, go into admin, spend years gaining their trust, then slip it into their coffee, plant the tp, post on nostr.

Totally worth it and your wife would buy in, guaranteed. 

 Tempting, but I need to gtfo and find a new place to live 🤣 

 but seriously thank you bc my initial idea was a waaaaaaaay more labor intensive endeavor (initial step involves “accidentally” sprinkling union ballots around their office area to be discovered) 

 😂 

 130pm 🤣🤣👌🏾 

 The real eff you would be to use a bidet 

 That's a roll of used toilet paper  

 😂😂 

 Took me a second there 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾 

 You'll get a rash on your bum.  

 Like Vegas. That shit will stay with you