Oh don't be so bitter. We'll find something to your liking. 
Here. Toy Story crocs.
https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/9e1e323576bf7fd0d3bb716dcf0b9fba9d29f731c47628841d042321533f1d9b.webp 

 Those are cute for little kids 🥹 

 Ok then these. For your wife. Balenciaga covers you. 
https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/a180f2fe4d5d98040234462e851c1f9bf1224478c072517263dc59a53ccc66e0.webp 

 Would divorce so fast. 

 Oh come on. You'd like what a woman like this has to offer.
https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/dda78eb2ddf54dcf1abc5a111e99fd87c3af0068be6788e192931a2abc61c2c1.webp