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 every time a zap to you fails a child is forced to eat a raisin cookie while his friend with a lightning walet gets chocolate chip. u need to fix this now. 
 It’s a good thing I don’t want to ever have kids and this actually doesn’t bother me lol 😂🫂🤷‍♂️ 
 fucking ruthless.

lemme know if u wanna buy a soul, im getting them cheap from all people who bake raisin cookies 
 Oh man been without one of those for years, let me know when the cookies are done 😘😎🫂 
 Me neither. Looks painful. 
 Don’t blame you in the slightest 
 *pretend this is a 50 sat zap* 
 Haha 😂🤌🤌