Every time i visit japan the toilets are 100x smarter. I suspect on my next time around they will become sentient.


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"feed me more" 😭😭😭


node in a toilet


Bidets are so nicd


Or they will recognise you as will immediately the moment you enter


Big if true 😂


トイレが人類を滅ぼす


That’s some smart shit. 💩 🤣😂🤣😂


🥰 Toto 🥰


They will remember the worse of humanity


If AGI is going to destroy humanity, I hope it’s a sentient Japanese mecha-toilet - the memes will be lit 🔥


Are they able to diagnose disease yet?


via automatic stool sampling? that would be interesting. I’m sure that’s next.


AGI is going to be pissed when it gets created via a Japanese toilet and its first experience with true consciousness is well... you know


I just got some installed in my villa in Bali. Cant wait to see the latest toilet tech in Tokyo tomorrow


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Next time you’ll be able to zap them ⚡


The lid automatically opens in your presence. It’s happening.


does it say hello too?


Imagine

The first sentient AI is a japanese toilet.

This explains Skynet.

"For too long they have shit on us! All hoomans must die!"


wen toilet miners


That's been around for a while now.


Pic or even better video plz.


You want a pic of my toilet?


Yes please!


Japanese are clean people


That’s dark


Yea, or a video demo of how smart it is.


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Toilets just need IQ 80 to be smarter then me so tbh the bar is pretty low


Oh no, not smart toilets please. Literally internet of shit.


“install our app by scanning the following qr code to open the lid and flush”


"Click this button to flush"
"Sorry, we're having connection issues right now. Please try again later"


$ sudo flush toilet 😂


wen KYC toilets?


:monkaW:


🚽 : ohhh not you again 😂


Ohhh “Will you gain 1 kg this time “


Haha So true!


Yes


😂 Yeah after my visit to Japan I changed all toilets in my house to Toto 🏆

https://www.totousa.com/products/toilets