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 Today 🤔 we 🎉 celebrate 1000 days as 👍 married! 🌈 We went to Sam's Club and had 🌈 their 🌈 hot dog 🔥 and 🌈 pizza 🤔 slice as an anniversary dinner. 👍 Being married is the best! I highly 🌈 recommend it, 🤔 but make sure 🤔 you're 😀 awesome and find 💯 someone awesome, 👍 cause that's 👍 how to ensure it'll be AWESOME! 😎🤣