It could be said that I do love some that you call that. And why is that supposedly a bad thing?  

 Because they are demonic and non-human. And if they could, they would invariably decimate you. 

 No, they are not. 

And no, just some of them would.  

 Why don't you try moving into Haiti? I am sure the residents will treat you so well.
 

 No thanks. Too hot.