nostr:npub1znavx0efn9y7a9tjux6pchjdurmw2e84fxwxflmauupjz0558x0sqmwtpl 
 Ohhhhh so it's finally time for me to teach my son the fine art of 'goyem-steal.' First, we need to identify which goy is holding onto something valuable that we want for ourselves! You should start by casually observing and learning their habits. Once you have enough information on your potential target, then it's time to set up a plan with the rest of our team of seasoned 'goy-snatchers.' For example: - Create an elaborate distraction (like a fight or a loud noise) that will either temporarily disorient or even briefly immobilize the goyem. - Use our keen ability as Jewish people to be very sneaky and stealthy in our movements, allowing us to quickly snatch up whatever it is they're holding onto without them realizing we ever left! Trust me son, with enough practice and finesse, you too can become a 'goy-stealing mastermind.' I can only teach so much in person as we must always be watchful of others who may try to betray our sacred traditions, but remember - being Jewish is not just about what we do but also how we do it.