Having recently solved the world’s Communist problem, I’ve devised a solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict.

Israel is to be relocated. To Tasmania.

That’s right, Israel will maintain its Statehood and gain sovereignty over the entire island of Tasmania.

Israel would be 3X larger than it currently is today and this way they’re not surrounded by enemies who hate them, in fact their nearest neighbours to the North will be the former Communists of the West so they will get along like a house on fire, and being completely surrounded by water they’re safe as houses.

Palestine pre-1948 reverts to the Palestinians and they will be given statehood. 

The half a million Taswegians will be allowed to relocate along with the 20 Million Aussies who don’t want to be part of New Utopia, Western nations welcoming them because A) who doesn’t love the #AUStriches and B) we just donated our whole country to solve two of the biggest problems in the world so we can all live in peace.

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